God Has A Sense of Humor

Someone once asked me if there was any evidence that God liked jokes.  “I know that ‘Jesus wept ’ (John 11.35),” he said. “And I know God laughed, although it seems like He was usually laughing at uppity rulers who took a stand against Him (Psalm 2.4) or scoffing at foolish nations (Psalm 59.8). So, we can read about emotions including mirth. What about jokes?”

First I thought of Balaam’s ass, which is a pretty funny story when you picture the poor donkey stopping in the road because it could see the angel even if its master could not.  “Quit hitting me,” says the donkey.  “Hunnnh??” replies the less insightful one with the whip.  I think God was being funny with the Balaam story, although it doesn’t seem to quite be a joke.

And this may not be a joke either but God definitely showed me a sense of humor back in the mid-1980s when I was driving our brown Plymouth Reliant back and forth to New Hudson for work.  This was the K-car with the droopy large letter K on the back panel of the trunk.  A couple of the rivets had given way, so the K was tipped over on its back, prompting our friend Bob to dub it the “Lazy-K-car.” It was an hour’s drive each way to New Hudson, taking longer than it does today because back then Jimmy Carter’s gas rules were in place and the Interstate speed limit was 55.  Not that most people drove 55 but I discovered that if I stayed in the right lane going close to 55 I did not have to worry about passing anyone – I once made it from the Milford exit on I-96 to the Pennsylvania exit on I-496 on cruise the whole way without having to hit the brakes once. 

For enrichment (the cruise control game had abundant amusement but little enrichment) I had gotten from church a set of “Bible on Tape” cassettes. It is true that our Lazy-K-car was sweet, but it only had a radio.  So, I used a portable cassette player and flipped the tapes over when they were done.  New Testament first, of course – no sense slogging through Leviticus unless you know the whole tape thing is viable.

I had indications that the batteries were wearing out – the tape seemed a bit sluggish – on the morning I started Acts chapter 2 – Pentecost.  The fire of the Holy Spirit came upon the disciples; they began speaking in tongues which the visitors to Jerusalem could understand; and many of those who heard were “amazed and perplexed.” But some made fun and claimed the disciples had too much to drink.

Peter stood up to answer the crowd.  He began one of his most powerful evangelistic messages. His voice started strongly with verse 14, “Fellow Jews and all of you who live in Jerusalem, let me explain this to you; listen carefully to what I say.”  Then the batteries let Peter down, as he slurred out the next half sentence, “Theessse mennn aarrre notttt ddrruuunnnkk…” And the tape stopped.

I was stunned.  The moment was gone before I could appreciate it completely.  I chuckled a little bit then, and the story always gets a good laugh in the retelling.  But I appreciate the great love God showed me by arranging from before time for those batteries to fail on that tape at that point just so I could know that God does have a sense of humor.

 

WMI

A math teacher was arrested at the airport yesterday and charged with terrorism.  She was carrying a protractor, ruler, and compass – weapons of math instruction.

This Week’s Cool Number Dates 05/19/13 to 05/25/13

Sunday, May 19 

>Once again, there are two All Prime days, where the month, day, and year are all prime numbers: 05/19/13 and 05/23/13.

 

>05/21/13 is a half-back day.  Start at the month and go to the day, then come half-way back to the year.  5 to 21 is 16, and 21 back to 13 is 8.

Half-back days are named in honor of all the retirees who move from Northern states (Michigan, Minnesota, New York, etc) to Florida, find out Florida is too hot, and then move to middle ground in Tennessee or North Carolina or around there someplace.

Every month this year (and for the near future) has one half-back day. Another post is coming that will explain how to calculate the day, given the month and year.

In The Right Places

The followers of “The Way” in the first seven chapters of Acts learned how to do church.  They were taught regularly by wise leaders. They prayed and saw answers to prayer. They shared with those who were needy. They witnessed to non-believers through their words and their actions. They experienced an explosion of church growth. They participated in church administration and personnel matters.  Best of all, they were believers in the Son of God.

They also had bonus events to build their faith. The apostles were regularly doing miracles.  Church discipline was administered with abrupt finality on Ananias and Sappira. Apostles were jailed and then miraculously set free. At his speech and stoning, Stephen saw a vision of the Lord, and all who were there saw his face “like the face of an angel.”

Then everything changed.  The Jewish leaders had enough and began persecuting church members, so that most were forced to flee for their lives.  Where did they go?  All over Judea and Samaria.  What did they take with them?  How to do church; how to be witnesses; how to live as believers of Jesus Christ.  God was actively directing and amplifying his promised plan as announced at the Ascension.  The witnesses would certainly tell the good news – Jesus was a righteous man who was crucified, dead and buried, and then rose again from the dead; those who believe in him would have eternal life. In addition, the church members would be able to testify and teach about how a community of faith can grow together – teaching, prayer, sharing, leadership, discipline.

It must have been a huge hardship to go from a comfortable, joyful, contented community in Jerusalem to life on the run and settling in some rural or small village neighborhood.  But the believers told their stories and shared what they had learned.  They were not all eyewitnesses of the risen savior, but they were all eyewitnesses of the peace and blessings He bestows.  And the kingdom grows. 

 

See yesterday’s post for a related message on At The Right Time.

 

At The Right Time

Romans 5.6 has an intriguing clue about God’s redemption plan.  Out of all the moments in creation, “For while we were still weak, at the right time Christ died for the ungodly.”  What made 2000 years ago the right time for Jesus to die?  Remember that after the resurrection, the plan was for believers to be witnesses in Jerusalem, Judea, Samaria, and the ends of the earth.  They had to get to those places, they had to speak what they knew, and it would be great if the people they talked to had some context.  And indeed, all things were ready.

The Romans were in charge.  They had built excellent roads. Their brutal enforcement of laws, as illustrated by the flogging and crucifixion of Jesus, made robbers think twice about robbing – the roads and sea lanes were safe.  The Greeks had been around before the Romans and spread their language widely.  Most people could speak Greek as well as their native language.  The Jewish religion with a monotheistic (one God) base was well established in Judea and had spread as Jews were dispersed all over the world by captivity and persecution.  So there you have it – the witnesses for Christ could travel safely, they could talk to the people they met, and they knew to look for the Jewish synagogue when they arrived in a new place.

God is such a good planner!  We know from the Bible that he promised to give the apostles the right words to say through the Holy Spirit (Mark 13.11).  And we can see from history that He also arranged for safe and timely road trips, provided straightforward verbal communication, and placed people to be witnessed to in the entire world. Wow.  As the A-Team leader says, “I love it when a plan comes together.”

 

Read the first chapter of The Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory, by Jean-Baptistie Sawadogo and Marcia A Munger for a fuller development of the right time.

 See tomorrow’s post for a related message, “In the Right Places”.

Should I have heart surgery?

An 85 year old man facing heart surgery tells the doctor he has two questions:

“First, if your 85 year old father was in this situation, would you advise him to have the surgery or not?”

The doctor said, “I would tell him to go ahead – he was healthy and in good shape just like you, and the surgery would improve what he could do.”

“OK, second question – how well did you get along with your father?”

 

-Thanks to Ann Carl’s 85 year old Dad.

 

How Have You Seen God at Work?

How Have You Seen God At Work?         

A God Hunt discussion / prayer activity brings together two great Bible verses:

Romans 8.28 (NIV) – “And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose.

Colossians 4.2 (NIV) – “Devote yourselves to prayer, being watchful and thankful.

God promises to be working in our lives, in fact working in all parts of our lives.  Sometimes we can see Him at work. It makes sense to look for it, to be expecting our eyes and ears to be opened!  Ask each person to tell the group how they have observed or known that God is at work – it could be beauty in nature, an answered prayer, encouragement from a friend, a miracle, or a thousand other possibilities.

Have someone keep track of the sharing.  Then remind everyone of Colossians 4.2, noting some of these things we prayed for, that the God Hunt helps us be watchful, and now we need be thankful.  Have the list taker or someone else give thanks for the ways you have all seen God at work.

Do this regularly as a group, and the members will start regular observations so they can bring something to share.

 

For more information on looking for God, see The God Hunt, by Karen Mains, InterVarsity Press

 

Characteristics of a God-Follower

May 15 is a good day to look at Psalm 15:

O Lord, who shall sojourn in your tent?  Who shall dwell on your holy hill?

He who walks blamelessly and does what is right  and speaks truth in his heart;

who does not slander with his tongue  and does no evil to his neighbor,  nor takes up a reproach against his friend;

in whose eyes a vile person is despised, but who honors those who fear the Lord;

who swears to his own hurt and does not change;

who does not put out his money at interest and does not take a bribe against the innocent.

He who does these things shall never be moved.

The psalm asks the LORD, “who shall dwell on your holy hill?”  the rest of the psalm is a great list of what that blessed person will look like:

          Walks blamelessly

          Does what is right

          Speaks truth in his heart

          Does not slander with his tongue

          Does no evil to his neighbor

          Protects others’ reputations

          Despises those who throw away the covenant

          Honors fellow believers

          Keeps his promises, even if it hurts

          Obeys the law, even with his money

The God-follower lives well with others; many of the characteristics follow the second half of the Ten Commandments.  This person can boast that he understands and knows the Lord.  who practices steadfast love, justice, and righteousness in the earth  (Jeremiah 9.24).

 

God Kept All His Promises

God keeps His promises.  We easily forget what they are.  Remembering the promises helps our unbelief.

Joshua reminds the people of promises kept.  God had worked miracles to bring the people out of Egypt.  Moses led them through the wilderness for forty years, and Joshua took over leadership as they moved into the Promised Land.  After some years of effort (obeying God is WORK!), Joshua called the people together to remind them where they had been.

“Thus the Lord gave to Israel all the land that he swore to give to their fathers. And they took possession of it, and they settled there. And the Lord gave them rest on every side just as he had sworn to their fathers. Not one of all their enemies had withstood them, for the Lord had given all their enemies into their hands. Not one word of all the good promises that the Lord had made to the house of Israel had failed; all came to pass.”

Joshua 21.43-45 (ESV)

Thanksgiving Circle

The best group prayer “activity” I have been involved in might be called a Thanksgiving Circle.  It is simple and has always lifted the spirits of the group. 

Stand in a circle.  The leader starts and briefly states something they are thankful for.  Examples: “Thank you, Lord, for the great weather today,”  “Thanks for getting me a job,” “Thank you for being able to pray together freely.”  Then the next person states a thanks.  Go around the circle ten times.  The leader keeps track and closes when done.

Listen to others’ prayers, and you will get more ideas of things you are thankful for.

You don’t have to hold hands, but if you do, it gives a person a chance to “pass” without saying anything – a hand squeeze means “please skip me this time.”

Don’t worry about repeats.

I have done this with groups of 5-10.  Not sure it would work as well with too big a group.

The current world record for the number of complete cycles through the group is 10.