What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quattro sinko
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quattro sinko
The biggest blessing day EVER happened some 1800 to 2200 years before Christ. God said to Abram in Genesis 12.1-4, “Go from your country and your kindred and your father’s house to the land that I will show you. And:”
God kept all those promises, including the coming of Jesus, as angelically announced in Luke 2.10,”Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, who is Christ the Lord.”
This week is full of great dates!
First of all, 2/2, 2/4. 2/6, and 2/8 are all multiples of two.
And 2 * 7 = 14, so 2/7/14 is a Multiply day
Finally, the mathematical constant e, or Euler’s number, is approximately 2.71828 and so is honored on 2/7!
These were found in the Mental Floss catalog:
Hyperbole is the BEST thing ever!
Homonyms are a reel waist of thyme
I avoid clichés like the plague
Palindromes are Rasemordnilap!
Spell Czech
Veni Vedi Wiki – I came, I saw, I edited collaboratively
Two golfers reached the treacherous ninth hole which had a huge ravine just off the green. One of them landed on the green, and the other watched his ball disappear into the canyon. He decided to go down and play it where it lie. Eventually the ball popped up to the green and the golfer climbed out.
“Not bad for three strokes!”
His partner said, “I heard at least six hits.”
“Three of them were echoes.”
We held a Men’s Day of Prayer on a recent Saturday. The plan is easy: Gather briefly to pray and sing together; disperse for private devotions and prayer time; come back together for a sack lunch; then disperse again until the end of the time.
We have learned several logistical helps over the several occasions we have done this:
This may seem like a long list of planning activities, but a smooth operation allows all to calmly proceed to praying. Related to the second item above, we don’t want to trade the distractions of home for new distractions at the meeting place.
At break time, a workman opened up his lunch box, pulled out his sandwich, and said, “Yuck. Tuna.”
The next day, he opened his lunch, pulled out his sandwich, and said “Darn. Tuna again.”
After doing the same thing for a third day, his buddy asked, “why don’t you have your wife make you something different?”
The workman replied, “Oh, I make my own lunch.”
The first half-back day of 2014 arrives this week on Monday, 1/27/14.
Count 26 to go from 1 to 27, then come half-way back (13) to go from 27 to 14.