What’s the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a compound sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What’s the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a compound sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
A valiant young sportsman name Fisher
Once fished from the edge of a fissure.
A fish with a grin
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher!
God has some interesting ways of telling you when to move and when to stay. A year after Diane and I were married, we tried to leave Spartan Village, Michigan State University, family and friends to pursue teaching careers in Illinois. We had both completed Bachelor’s degrees and were looking at next steps. I had been accepted into a Masters Degree program at the University of Illinois; the goal was preparation for teaching math at the community college level. Diane had applied for high school teaching jobs all over the Champaign-Urbana area.
In the early summer of 1973 we made a trip past Chicago and down highway 57 to finalize living and school arrangements. First we checked out University housing, found it to be acceptable, and said we would be back to leave a deposit after we checked in with the Math Department. There, we were stunned by a secretary who told us they had no job for me – the funding for the community college training had been terminated by President Nixon, so they were closing up the program.
That was just weird. First of all, the whole site had that slightly unreal feel of a familiar setting where you had never been before. Second, it didn’t seem right that the Department waited for us to get there to tell us we had no job and would be paying out-of-state tuition for courses that were no longer part of a degree plan. And third, the whole disappointing turn of events was the fault of the President of the United States! What did Mr. Nixon have against me? I think I even voted for him.
We were certainly happy we had not left a deposit with the housing office. And we were very glad we had not had any moving sales or unloaded prized crates and homemade furniture.
Upon returning to East Lansing, my advisor in the Math Department said they would be glad to offer me a teaching assistantship to fund a Master’s Degree, but I would be on my own to take education courses. We settled back into Spartan Village for two more years. Diane landed a teaching aide job the first year and then a full time position in Laingsburg starting that second year. And we stayed.
It is also interesting that daughter Linnea now works at University of Illinois – Chicago, and our niece Katie works for U of I – Champaign. They are both MSU grads and I don’t think Illini blood is seeping in yet.
Easter Sunday is cooler than any cool number day.
Even so, Today, Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday all have even digits – divisible by 2. The numbers in the dates all include 4 for the month and 14 for the year. The days are 20, 22, 24, and 26.
And the half-back day for the month is Thursday, 4/24/14. Go up 20 from 4 to 24. Then come half way back (10) from 24 to 14.
Two men, one from Hungary, and one from Czechoslovakia, were staying in a small village. One day they went for a walk but did not return by nightfall. The villagers were worried and sent out a search committee. They found two fat bears in the woods and shot them both. When they opened the female, they found the Hungarian. They shook their heads and one said, “I bet the Czech’s in the male.”
Psalm 41 is a lament, raising up to God the distress the psalmist is going through. His enemies hope he dies (verse 5); his visitors “utter empty words” (vs 6); he has haters who gossip about his grieving (vs 7-8).
But verse 9 is the most crushing: “Even my close friend in whom I trusted, who ate my bread, has lifted his heal against me.” Such betrayal is an awful event. Still, the writer can say at the end, “Blessed be the LORD, the God of Israel, from everlasting to everlasting.”
The psalmist was recording more than he knew. Just after washing the disciples’ feet in John 13, Jesus quotes from Psalm 41: “But the scripture will be fulfilled, ‘he who ate my bread has lifted his heel against me.’” Jesus then handed bread to Judas Iscariot, who left the meal to do his betraying work.
The suffering psalmist wrote it and Jesus quoted it more than 500 years later. Jesus adds to the list of scriptures he is fulfilling as the Messiah, the chosen one of God. The betrayal by Judas was just one of many ignominies Jesus suffered through. And like the psalmist, he looks past his pain to glorify the LORD, the one true God of Israel.
How do you fix a tuba?
With a tuba glue.
Today is tax day, but more importantly, my friend Greg pointed out that EVERY day this week is a palindrome, a number (or word) that is the same frontwards and backwards:
41314, 41414, 41514, 41614, 41714, 41814, 41914
I have two conclusions out of this finding. First, I am regularly amazed at how blind I am to things right in front of me.
And second, there will be a nice palindrome week for at least the next five years: May 2015; June 2016; July 2017; August 2018; September 2019.
Enjoy the week!