With enough thrust, pigs fly just fine.
Garbage Accomplishments
Paul was quick to point out his failings and need for a savior, but there is at least one time (Philippians 3.5-6) when he makes a point by telling his accomplishments. He had reasons for confidence ‘in the flesh’:
-Circumcised on the eighth day (satisfying Old Testament law)
-Of the people of Israel, of the tribe of Benjamin (he knew his heritage)
-As to the law – a Pharisee (strictest Jewish sect)
-As to zeal – a persecutor of the church (that’s why he was on the road to Damascus)
-As to righteousness under the law – blameless (best the Pharisees could offer)
These are all impressive. But, Paul says, he considered them ‘rubbish’ when compared to “the surpassing worth of knowing Jesus Christ” and “the righteousness from God that depends on faith.” Paul understood that the first Great Commandment to love the LORD with all your heart and soul and mind and strength will necessarily diminish love of self and personal success.
42 Years
Today is Allan and Diane’s forty-second anniversary. We were both 21 when we wed, so we have been married twice as long as we were single. We had previous anniversaries on 9/9/99 and 09/09/09. Those are all cool, countable, numeric attributes.
But our marriage is about more than that. Risking hyperbole by drawing on the prior two posts about infinity, I would have to say that Diane has provided a countably infinite number of beautiful moments during the last 42 years, and God has provided an uncountably infinite number of grace-filled blessings to us.
Irrational Infinity
Yesterday we saw that whole numbers and fractions are both “countable,” so set theory says there is the same number of fractions as whole numbers. It sure doesn’t look like it on a number line, but infinity is a big place; it goes on so far that those who count each fraction can get caught up, somewhere out there!
Now consider this – there are SETS of numbers bigger than the countable Aleph Null.
Fractions are called rational numbers, not because they make sense but because they are the RATIO of two integers. There are other numbers, called irrational because they cannot be expressed as a fraction. PI is a famous example – 3.14159… the decimal representation goes on and on without ever repeating.
Suppose the owner of yesterday’s hotel decides to remodel and so clears everyone out of his infinite room inn. On the day he reopens, an infinite number of people show up, each with a unique irrational number -an endless decimal representation which never repeats – on their t-shirt. Does he have enough beds for all the new customers?
The proprietor tells them to get in a line, and starts assigning them rooms 1,2,3,4,5… We can show the hotel with a countably infinite number of beds cannot hold all the irrational numbers if we can construct an irrational number that won’t have a bed. Here’s how:
Suppose all the people in the line got a bed. Go to each bed and look at the number. Now build a number by taking the first digit from bed 1, the second digit from bed 2, the third digit from bed 3, etc. Then add one to each digit of the new number. This makes a number that is not the number in bed 1 or bed 2 or bed 3 or any other bed. And we just constructed an irrational without a place to lay his head.
So, there are more irrational numbers than there are rational numbers. Another way to say it is that the irrational set of numbers is a bigger infinity than the rational set of numbers.
BOOM!
Infinity is Cool
We will use the opportunity of no cool number dates on my calendar this week to explain a little bit about infinity.
It turns out there are multiple distinguishable SETS of infinite numbers!
The easiest sets to identify are all those that are countable. That is, they can be described and, if given enough time and space, placed in order 1,2,3,4,5,… So whole numbers are a countably infinite set.
There are famous stories that help one understand other countable infinite sets (called Aleph Null sets by the man who first used set theory to describe them). The stories are called Hilbert Hotel stories, named for the other man who made them popular.
Suppose there is a hotel with an infinite number of beds, numbered 1,2,3,4,5… with each bed occupied. One day a new customer shows up and asks for a bed. The owner says “No Problem,” gets on the intercom, and tells all the residents to shift – “Move from your current bed to the next higher numbered bed. One goes to two, two goes to three, etc.” Then the owner puts the new guy in bed #1.
SO…. Aleph Null (countably infinite set) + 1 = Aleph Null (countably infinite set)
Now suppose a bus with an infinite number of passengers arrives, all desiring a bed. The hotel owner says, “Great, I have a place for every one of you!” He uses his intercom to alert all the current residents, “Please look at your bed number. Double it, and go to that bed number. Thank you.” Then the owner tells all the bus passengers, “Get in order and look at your number. Each of you will double your number and subtract one.” All the previous clients are in even numbered beds and all the new passengers are in odd numbered beds. Everyone has a place to sleep.
SO… Aleph Null + Aleph Null = Aleph Null
Then, an infinite number of busses arrive, each with an infinite number of passengers! Where will they sleep? “Easy,” says the hotel owner. Once again he tells all the current residents to double their bed number and go to their new even-numbered crib to free up all odd-numbered beds. Then he tells the new arrivals to get in line. “Everyone look at your bus number and seat number and get in order like this:
Bus 1, Seat 1 (all those whose bus and seat numbers add to 2)
Bus 1, Seat 2 (all those whose bus and seat add to 3)
Bus 2, Seat 1
Bus 1, Seat 3 (all those whose bus and seat add to 4)
Bus 2, Seat 2
Bus 3, Seat 1
Etc.”
Once in order, the next new person is given the next odd number and goes to that bed.
SO….. Aleph Null times Aleph Null = Aleph Null!
AND… check it out… think of all those bus and seat numbers as numerators and denominators of fractions. There are just as many whole numbers as there are fractions!
BOOM! That is the sound of your mind blowing.
Rebellion
Non-flammable? Challenge accepted.
Haven’t even started to procrastinate
Come to the Dark Side – we have bacon
Resistance is futile( if < 1 ohm)
Do not read the next sentence.
You rebel.
Scripture-Fueled Theme
Pastor Kevin opened a rich time of prayer with the elders the other night by identifying a theme (this one was shepherding) and assigning each person to find their favorite verse dealing with that theme (e.g. Psalm 23, John 10, 1 Peter 5). Then we prayed, using the words of the passage as a starting point.
This requires some knowledge of the Bible, or at least a good concordance for identifying a passage to use.
The theme can vary – Money for a budget meeting; Service for a Diaconate meeting; Rest or Sabbath for any tired group; the Cross, the Gospel, Trust, and Obedience are good all-purpose themes.
The instructions are simple – everyone quickly find a relevant passage and read it through. Then start praying. It is okay to have more than one person choose a given passage; the key words in the verse and the prayer will still vary for each person.
The time spent can be short (5-10 minutes) but can also expand if needed.
Fowl Math
What do you call a bird that doesn’t eat?
A polynomial.
Thanks to EOP!
Instrumental Limitation
Our neighbors recently moved their piano and called in the owner of the famous Oppornockity Piano Services to make adjustments. When he was done, the instrument sounded wonderful, but they were surprised by his parting comment, “Take good care of this piano, because Oppornockity only tunes once.”