Cool Number Dates – 10/12/14-10/18/14

This week has a plethora of cool dates!  It is always fun to use the word “plethora.”

Being an even numbered month (10) in an even numbered year (14), there are four dates whose components are all multiples of two: 10/12, 10/14, 10/16, and 10/18.

And the half-back day for the month is next Saturday, 10/18/14.  Go up 8 from 10 to 18 and come back halfway (4) to 14.

The REALLY special date is today. 10/12/14 is a sequence of 2’s… appropriate in this even-happy month, and the sequence is made of consecutive even numbers!  The next similar event is next year on 11/13/15.  Then 12/14/16, which will be the last time this century.

Geek T-shirts

Everything not saved will be lost. 

                – Quit screen

 

I don’t always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production.

 

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

 

In my day we walked to school uphill both ways and had dial-up internet

Acorn Activities

If you get ever get tired of playing balloon games with your six year old, or if the crazy thing pops, you might try what Molly and I did yesterday.  A sunny October weekday is great at Potter Park, because they don’t charge for parking and there aren’t too many people around who will complain about throwing acorns.

The Park has an abundance of oak trees, which means a plethora of acorns all over the ground.  There are acorns in the small boulevards in the parking lot.  You park at the upper side of the lot and lob the acorns down the pavement.  With a little encouragement, those things bounce and roll forever.  Throw one at a time or throw a whole handful.  Leaping, jumping, bounding acorns flowing down the hill.

Then you find one of the small pavilions with a sheet roof. Dang. What a rush when you chuck a handful of acorns high in the air so that they land noisily on the metal and roll off at unpredictable angles.  Clanging, bouncing, falling acorns raining down around you.

Then you start targeting one of the open waste receptacles.  Hitting the side is sort of fun, but flicking it in is even better.  See how far away you can be and score a goal.  Flying, arcing, airborne acorns landing in the trash.

And look for the nature lesson along the way.  You find a couple of acorns that have sprouted and explain how these are seeds that can take root and grow into giant oak trees.  And remind the girl about all those helicopter maple squirts we swept off the back deck and how those can take root and grow into maple trees.  And then when you get home, point out the tiny pears on the front yard tree that the squirrels eat in the winter when snow is all over the ground – those are seeds, too.  Sprouting, rooting, quiet acorns growing into oaks.

End Of Jonah

The last verse of the book of Jonah always makes me laugh with the rhetorical question, “And should I not pity Nineveh, that great city, in which there are more than 120,000 persons who do not know their right hand from their left, and also much cattle?”  The description of the people is humorous, and what is it about the cows?

Reading the passage this time, I checked out the ESV study Bible explanation. A little learning is helpful!

The phrase about right and left hands is “an idiom for being morally and spiritually unaware.” That fits the situation – God has relented because the people repented with fasting and sackcloth. But Jonah’s proclamation was just that destruction was coming; there were no indications of teaching on godly living.

On the one hand, Jonah is ticked because the people are not going to be destroyed; he has no patience for them.  On the other hand (pun intended), he is sad because the plant that was providing him shade has withered; he has pity for the poor plant that died. God is asking Jonah if maybe the cows are worth saving, even if the people are not.  The cows are a mid-way step from the plant to the humans!

This is a teaching moment for stubborn Jonah, who may also have trouble with his handedness.

Get What You Pay For

A barbershop in town put up a sign deriding the fancy salon down the street.  It said, “Why pay forty dollars?  We give haircuts for $20.”

The salon got even by putting up a sign of its own – “We repair $20 haircuts.”

Set An Example

In chapter 4 of his first letter to his young friend Timothy, Paul is counseling on maintenance of a solid, God-fearing, Christ-centered walk.  In verse 12, five desirable characteristics are listed.  Timothy is to set an example for the believers

-in speech

-in conduct

-in love

-in faith

-in purity

As Timothy does these things, he should look for assistance from God, who has provided gifts for the completion of tasks (verse 14).

Unfortunate Sequence

Knock-Knock

Who’s There?

Ether

Ether Who?

Ether Bunny

 

Knock-Knock

Who’s There?

Notha

Notha Who?

Notha Ether Bunny

 

Knock-Knock

Who’s There?

Stella

Stella Who?

Stella Notha Ether Bunny

 

Knock-Knock

Who’s There?

Cargo

Cargo Who?

Cargo Beep-Beep and Run Over all those poor Ether Bunnies