Man 1: “My father has a Louis XIV bed.”
Man2: “That’s nothing. My father has an Adam’s apple.”
Man 1: “My father has a Louis XIV bed.”
Man2: “That’s nothing. My father has an Adam’s apple.”
Deuteronomy 10 has a seemingly simple question with a complicated answer. “What does the LORD your God require of you?” A starter list follows (see Holy Lists post on 11/15/13). The summary of the requirements is in verse 16, “Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and be no longer stubborn.”
Why it would be good for the Israelites to follow these instructions is listed in verses 14-22:
So fear the LORD, serve him, hold fast to Him, and by his name shall you swear.
Since there are no identified cool number dates this week, I will take the opportunity to share cool number facts from my very own life. All of these are related to going from age 63 to 64 last week.
Dijon vu. When you’ve had this exact mustard before.
I hate tacos, said no Juan ever.
Either you like bacon or you’re wrong
Bakers follow the path of yeast resistance
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I have a green t-shirt with yellow printing, obtained from Spartan Christian Fellowship, that says “Pray Like a Farmer” and pictures a corn cob. I always figure farmers pray because they need good weather so their crops will grow. Deuteronomy 11 provides additional context for the wisdom of that shirt.
Moses is recounting the commandments and retracing the history of the Israelites as they prepare to move across the Jordan River and into the Promised Land. He tells them in verses 10-12: “For the land which you are entering to take possession of it is not like the land of Egypt, from which you have come, where you sowed your seed and irrigated it, like a garden of vegetables. But the land that you are going over to possess is a land of hills and valleys, which drinks water by the rain from heaven, a land that the LORD your God cares for. The Eyes of the LORD your God are always upon it, from the beginning of the year to the end of the year. ”
In Egypt, the Nile provided water for planting and irrigation whenever you needed it (except maybe when it turned to blood or was full of frogs or junk). But the terrain in Canaan requires timely rain from heaven to make the crops flourish. This fits with the rest of chapter 11, which ties blessings; rain; and abundance with following the LORD but also curses; drought; and famine with following after the gods of the nations they will be displacing.
Most anyone could survive in Canaan, but the people who flourish will be God’s people who meditate on his word and teach it to their children, who obey his commandments, love Him with all their heart, sing praises and offer prayers regularly to Him. They will be blessed; the rain will come in its season, and the harvest of the fields and vineyards will overflow.
God picked this territory for HIS people, because they needed to trust HIM in order to live there.
First – How to survive a bear attack. You probably won’t. Play dead anyway.
Second – If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
Thanks to Tim
A features reporter interviewed a 99-year old man. At the end of the interview he said, “I’d love to come back and see you when you reach a hundred,”
The old man answered, “Don’t see why not. You look healthy enough!”
We had several wonderfully warm and sunny fall days last week. Molly and I went outside to rake the leaves one day last week; raking might sound like work, but it is always preferable to homework.
Here is what we have learned: Rakes work better than brooms for moving large quantities, but brooms are easier to handle. There used to be mostly green leaves with a few brown and yellow ones; now there are just yellow leaves remaining, and the squirrel nests are easy to see. Some like the leaves in piles; some want to put them in bags. Wait for the pile-preferrer to leave and you can have your way with the bags.
When the wind started blowing strongly I caught a leaf out of the air and a new game was started. We dropped the tools and started chasing after falling leaves. We listened for the wind in the trees and knew the leaves would be dropping just after.
Some fell quickly straight down, but most darted and swirled as the wind took them away. Many flowed across the yard next to the deck and since the grass was softer than the wood, we did our diving out on the lawn. The wind would drive large groups of leaves from the high branches up and up and the lot of them would tumble down all around. That seemed like the best opportunity for a catch, but last second, quick movements made them very elusive. Finally Molly caught one against her belly, and we had to trumpet our success to those inside the house.
Here is what else we learned. You have a choice. Trying to catch one leaf as it falls is a hard proposition, but you get a lot of exercise. Or you can stand in one place, and let them come to you. The latter works best on the windiest days when there are cascades of leaves coming off the branches. Unfortunately you don’t usually know about those events until the following morning when your whole yard is covered. In either case, when you get tired of the leaves, you can blow bubbles.
The cool days are sparse in November, but they are generally more “special” than having all even numbered day, month, year. This week, tomorrow is an Addition Day: 11 + 3 = 14.
One thing you can do when you write checks tomorrow is put 11+3=14 in the date line, rather than 11/03/14. The bank doesn’t seem to care!