Cool Number Dates – 12/21/14-12/27/14

There is a Minus Subtract day this week – 12/26/14, because 12 – 26 = -14.

Once again, this week may look like just another week with lots of  even numbers for month, day, and year.  Last week there were four, this week there are three: Monday, Wednesday, and Friday are 12/22 12/24, and 12/26.   But say goodbye for a while.  The next time one week has exactly three all-even numbered dates is  more than a year away – the week of January 31, 2016 – the even numbered dates are all in February, but the week starts in January!

Life

Despite the high cost of living, it still continues to be very popular

Video Games ruined my life.  Good thing I have extra lives.

I intend to live forever.  So far, so good.

Living on earth is expensive.  But it does include an annual trip around the sun.

Blessed On the TV

Whenever I see a verse like Psalm 144.15 (Blessed are the people whose God is the LORD!), it reminds me of television in earlier times.  Back in the day, people had to be present to run the programming; the automated process of starting and stopping a tape, disc or DVD had not yet been invented.  There was lots of “dead air” time because there weren’t enough customers watching in the late and early hours of the day and you had to pay the technicians to broadcast the shows.

In the 1950s and 1960s, as far as I can remember, the stations in the St Louis area would put up a test pattern of varying shapes; the only one that made sense was the Indian head at the top. Google tells me it was some sort of card that was originally transmitted by RCA from New Jersey in 1939 and became the iconic dead air viewing option.  And, you can purchase retro t-shirts, ties and other garments that display the pattern.

I knew about the Indian not because I was staying up too late, but because I would get up too early on Saturday mornings, hoping the cartoons would be available.

The Indian head went away about the time color came along – by that, I mean color TV became more prevalent.  I do not hold with the teachings of Calvin’s father (of Calvin and Hobbes fame), who famously told his mischievous little boy that color wasn’t invented until the ‘60s – that’s why all the old photographs are black and white.  In any case, the new test pattern often included vertical slices of common colors and the dead air projections became much more varied.

In the 1970s one of the local Lansing stations would have a picture of an American flag, with the words of Psalm 33.12:  “Blessed is the nation whose God is the LORD!” That was when you COULD and you WOULD do such a thing. COULD, not because there were any legal limits, but because you did not have so many reruns, infomercials, and reality shows to choose from – it seems that every channel fills up all its time with programming that someone must think is more entertaining (or lucrative) than a test pattern.  For the WOULD part of 1970s dead air broadcasting, I like to think that someone preferred a Bible verse with a flag more than some colored stripes.

Best Dilbert

The Dilbert cartoon I remember best is where Consultant Dogbert is telling the Pointy-Headed Boss about two options:

“I can give you good advice for $10,000 or bad advice for $5,000.”

In the last panel, the Pointy-Headed Boss is running through the office with scissors.

Organizing Prior Prayer Posts

One of the sections of this blog is Group Prayer.  There are many kinds of Groups that could be praying.  Here are some example groups, and links to previous posts that describe the scenario or have specific examples.  Note that there are not yet posts for all options!

Prayer Meeting – A meeting where the sole activity is praying (Tuesday Morning Prayer)

Prayer Service – A service of worship, normally longer than a Prayer Meeting, which includes singing and perhaps a short sermon, but has an emphasis on prayer. (Prayer Service)

Pastoral Congregational Prayer – One person praying through congregational concerns during a worship service. (Pastoral Prayer)

Missional Congregational Prayer – One person praying for parties outside the congregation during a worship service (Directions for Praying in the Service)

Prayer Teams – Two or three people available to pray for others (Worship Service Prayer Teams)

Youth Group – Middle School and High School student groups (URC-Style Prayer)

Children’s Sunday School Classes – obvious, but no examples!

Committee Meetings – there is an agenda, and it includes a prayer time at the beginning (Time and Season)

Small Groups – Regular cluster of people who get together for study and prayer (How Have You Seen God at Work)

Grace at Dinner – (Who Says Grace At Your Table?)

Family Prayer Time –

Prayer with Spouse –

Prayer Walks – observe and pray (School Prayer Walk)

Day of Prayer – Organize an ad hoc time for many to gather (Day of Prayer)

Serving Amid Thorns

Just as Moses made a farewell address in the book of Deuteronomy (11/21/14), Joshua makes a farewell address in Joshua 24. The conquest of Canaan has proceeded, mostly according to the plan laid out by Moses.  The people are becoming comfortable in their new land.  Joshua’s address is mostly a warning to be obedient and fear the LORD.

Like Moses, Joshua gives a history lesson beginning with Abraham.  Joshua is able to add the later history bits that Moses did not know – the LORD’s work in Jericho, in driving out the inhabitants (including the use of hornets!), and in providing dwellings, cities, vineyards and orchards.

Joshua reminds the people that their recent history was the LORD’s work and they must choose between the God who saved them and the foreign gods of the defeated former inhabitants.  Joshua’s stirring “as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD” speech (vs 15) inspires the people to agree, but Joshua knows their hearts. Once they experience a bit of peace, it will be very easy to forget to honor and fear the One who brought them in.

The same warning is true for us, as supplied by Jesus’ parable of the sower in Mark 4.18: “And others are the ones sown among thorns.  They are those who hear the word, but the cares of the world and the deceitfulness of riches and the desires for other things enter in and choke the word, and it proves unfruitful.”  We need to remember Joshua’s warning every day, to choose whom we will serve.

Cool Number Dates – 12/14/14-12/20/14

This month’s half-back day is Tuesday, 12/16/14. Go up four from 12 to 16 and come halfway back from 16 to 14.

This week may look like just another week with lots of even numbers for month, day, and year.  There are four such dates: Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday are 12/14, 12/16, 12/18, and 12/20.   But say goodbye for a while.  The next time one week has four all-even numbered dates is  more than a year away – the week of February 14, 2016.

 

Statistics

Math illiteracy affects seven out of every five people

47.2% of all statistics are made up

Statistics mean never having to say you’re certain

Always give 100%  Except when giving blood.

Give Ear To My Voice

In Psalm 141 David leads with a standard way that prayer would be understood: “Give ear to my voice.”  Then he goes on to list a number of ways his senses, organs and those around him can participate in effectual prayer:

  • Let my prayer be counted as incense before you and the lifting up of my hands as the evening sacrifice – Please consider my prayers as worship before you
  • Set a guard, O LORD, over my mouth; keep watch over the door of my lips – May the words of my prayers be pleasing
  • Do not let my heart incline to any evil, to busy myself with wicked deeds – May the mediations of my heart be acceptable
  • Let a righteous man strike me; if it is a kindness, a rebuke will be oil for my head – use my friends and fellow worshipers to correct me
  • My eyes are toward you, O GOD, my Lord; in you I seek refuge – we don’t know what to do, but our eyes are on you.

This is an intense and weighty prayer involving the whole person, not just the voice.