A funeral procession was heading down the main street of town. A stranger asked the man next to him, “Whose funeral is it?”
The man answered, “The guy in the first car.”
A funeral procession was heading down the main street of town. A stranger asked the man next to him, “Whose funeral is it?”
The man answered, “The guy in the first car.”
We have an ongoing adult Sunday School class during the second morning service whose topic every week is a discussion of the sermon just delivered. It works well for newcomers and guests, with some sort of introductory ice-breaker and a leader prepared to guide the discussion.
One of our elders, Evan, applied the same concept to our Tuesday morning prayer meeting – let’s pray about what we heard in the sermon. It might not work with all sermon topics, but this one was very apropos – “Righteous Requests Without the ‘Right’ Response”, from the Sermon on the Mount in Matthew 7.7-11.
The structure was very straightforward – a short sermon outline to remind folks of the message, and then suggested prayer topics. The list included several members of the congregation who have had serious battles with illness, aging parents, or other difficulties.
Check out the odometer reading on my 2004 Honda Pilot, as it sits RIGHT NOW (12/28/14, 4:45PM)
The MSU women’s basketball team just lost, the Lions are likely to lose, but THIS is cool.
Last year, I tried to hit an odometer reading but drove too many miles, and ended up with November 44th, 2013. So it is especially sweet that the mile turned over just down the street and I could slide right into the driveway. Come over quick if you want to see it.
I don’t plan to drive 100 miles tomorrow to hit 122914, and I don’t plan to let the car sit for a year to hit 122815, so this is it until I get a different vehicle. No month 13 in sight, although I could go European and put the day before the month.
The word problem for today, is either (a) how many miles does this man drive in a year, or (b) how many days has it been since the last odometer posting on this blog?
Two weeks ago there were four even-numbered dates; last week there were three; and this week there are just two: 12/28/14 and 12/30/14. Next year – 2015 – there are none, but there are lots of dates that are all divisible by 3 or 5. For those interested, the next time there are exactly TWO even-numbered dates in the same week will be the week starting May 29, 2016; there are two even dates in June.
Also, look for the CoolNumbers2015 listing.
A semicolon is not a medical condition
iTired. There’s a nap for that.
If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic
I can’t brain today. I have the dumb.
Psalm 145 gives eleven different words or phrases as synonyms for proclaiming the greatness of our God. The list is not exhaustive (proclaim is not there).
– Extol (verse 1)
– Bless (verses 1, 2, 10, 21)
– Praise(verses 2, 3)
– Commend (verse 4)
– Declare (verse 4, 6)
– Meditate (verse 5)
– Speak of (verses 6, 11, 21)
– Pour forth (verse 7)
– Sing aloud (verse 7)
-Tell (verse 11)
– Make known (verse 12)
A second list could be made from all the ways the LORD works for his people (mighty deeds, steadfast love, satisfy desires, preserves, etc). The psalmist has good reason for multiplying his praise words.
Dear Santa,
Please forget the past, but don’t forget the present.
Sincerely,
Any Kid
Advent is a season of waiting, particularly waiting for Christmas to arrive. Based on past experiences for most of us, the anticipation of Christmas is worth waiting for. We know what is coming – family gatherings, good food, presents, games, rest and relaxation. We want it to come and we know WHEN it is coming, so we can make all the preparations – turkey, tree, decorations, and desserts.
In Luke 2, Simeon and Anna are waiting but not quite sure what for. They probably knew each other; how many people could both be in the temple every day and not at least notice each other occasionally? Simeon had a promise – “it had been revealed to him that he would not see death before he had seen the Lord’s Christ.” Assuming Anna was a competent prophetess she must have had some idea that an important person was coming. Her father’s name, Phanuel, means Face of God and her own name means grace; she trusted God to be working around her all the time.
In any case, Simeon and Anna waited well – being righteous and devout, worshiping with fasting and prayer. When Joseph and Mary showed up at the temple, the two of them were ready. Simeon took the child in his arms, blessing God and uttering prophecies for the boy, the parents, and the nation. Anna immediately gave thanks and started speaking to everyone about the redemption of Jerusalem and all of Israel.
Their joy and awe was obvious. Simeon’s faith grew as he realized God had once again kept His promises. Anna rejoices because she had seen the grace of God in the face of this little child. May our waiting during and after this Advent season be full of expectation and awe at the real circumstance behind the festivities – Immanuel, God with us.
I went to an emotionally charged wedding the other day.
Even the cake was in tiers