Three glasses are on the table.
Two are full.
What is the name of the King?
Phillip the 3rd.
Thank you , Josh and Ben
Clean Jokes
Hot Muffins
Two muffins were baking in the oven.
One turns to the other and says, “It sure is hot in here!”
The other one screams, “Oh, no! A talking muffin!”
Several years ago I preached a sermon from Psalm 78, which instructs parents to tell their children what they know about God. I suggested that telling about God is like telling a joke – you think through the wording, the phrasing, the audience, and make sure you get the punch line right. After the service, fourth grader Grace ran up to me at the door, told me this joke, and ran away. I was impressed that she heard at least part of the sermon.
For more on telling the gospel, see the Category description above on “Why Gospel Messages?”
More Kid Names
Here are some more riddles about kids’ names.
Who is the girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Who is the kid waddling with the duck and goose?
Who is the kid with the nails, next to the hammer?
Who is the kid in the trunk of the car?
Who is the annoying kid in the mailbox?
Who is the kid in the bathroom ?
Who is the kid in the English bathroom?
Who is the kid throwing stones across a lake?
Who is the kid throwing rocks?
Answers: Ilene, Drake, Brad, Jack, Bill, John, Lou, Skip, Chuck
Look for even more next week
Hat Rack
My son Jesse submitted this one to the Nickelodeon TV show in the 1980’s and saw it scroll across the bottom of the screen.
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
Tarzan Sees Some Elephants
What did Tarzan say when he saw all the elephants coming?
“Here come the elephants!”
What did Tarzan say when he saw all the elephants coming with sunglasses on?
Nothin’. He didn’t recognize ’em.
Kid Names
These riddles are all about kids’ names. I filled in the first one as an example. Answers are at the bottom
Who is the kid laying on the floor? MATT
Who is the kid floating in the pool?
Who is the kid hanging on the wall?
Who is the kid next to the hole in the ground?
Who is the kid IN the hole in the ground?
Who is the other kid in the hole?
Who is the kid in the pile of leaves?
Who is the tall, thin kid next to the suit of armor?
Who is the kid who used to be an artist?
Answers: Matt, Bob, Art, Doug, Phil, Barry, Russell, Lance, Drew
Look for more next week!
Spy Plane
An unmanned spy plane that can fly the same way frontwards and backwards is a palindrone.
WMI
A math teacher was arrested at the airport yesterday and charged with terrorism. She was carrying a protractor, ruler, and compass – weapons of math instruction.
Should I have heart surgery?
An 85 year old man facing heart surgery tells the doctor he has two questions:
“First, if your 85 year old father was in this situation, would you advise him to have the surgery or not?”
The doctor said, “I would tell him to go ahead – he was healthy and in good shape just like you, and the surgery would improve what he could do.”
“OK, second question – how well did you get along with your father?”
-Thanks to Ann Carl’s 85 year old Dad.
Three Kinds of People
There are 3 kinds of people in the world – those that can count and those that can’t.
A. Knapp for That 