A valiant young sportsman name Fisher

Once fished from the edge of a fissure.

A fish with a grin

Pulled the fisherman in;

Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher!

Two men, one from Hungary, and one from Czechoslovakia, were staying in a small village.  One day they went for a walk but did not return by nightfall.  The villagers were worried and sent out a search committee.  They found two fat bears in the woods and shot them both.  When they opened the female, they found the Hungarian.  They shook their heads and one said, “I bet the Czech’s in the male.”

How do you fix a tuba?

With a tuba glue.

Sherlock, what are you doing carrying that shrub?

 

It’s not a shrub, it’s a lemon tree, Watson!

I tried to catch some fog, I mist.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

How does Moses make his tea?  Hebrews it.

That girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met hervbivore.

I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.

What do you call a nun who sleepwalks?

 

A roamin’ Catholic

 

 

Thanks, Criss!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Some poems rhyme,

But this one doesn’t.

I don’t take naps.  I take horizontal life pauses.

When I talk about computers, I make my motherboard.

You can’t tuna fish, but you can play a bass.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

7 days without a pun makes one week.

What do you call an unconcerned parasite in a Mediterranean dish?

 

A problem-free falalfel flea

 

 

Thanks, Ben!

A fisherman returned to shore with a huge giant marlin. On the way to the cleaning shed, he encountered a second fisherman who had a string of baby minnows.  The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman, and said, “Only caught the one, eh?”