Carbon.  Don’t date without it.

 

When chemists die, they barium.

 

Periodic BaCoN  (Barium, Cobalt, Nitrogen)

 

Element of Surprise  Ah

 

 

Let’s talk about potassium.      

K.

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

Poultry in motion.

What did the dentist get for an award?

A little plaque.

Fear of small spaces:  Claustrophobia.  Fear of Clowns: Normal

 

I may be crazy, but I least I have each other

 

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders

 

I often question my sanity.  Still waiting for a reply.

Why did the lazy man go work for the baker?

Cause he wanted to loaf around.

Why did the bat go to the dentist?

He had a CAVE-ity

 

What do you get when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

A COLLIDE-a-scope

 

 

Thanks, Kaake kids Ben and Marleny!

He who hesitates is …  Um…

If you say GULLIBLE slowly, it sounds like ORANGES

Charlie Brown referred me to a Good Grief counselor

Haven’t even started to procrastinate

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

 

A thesaurus

How do you double your money?

Fold it

 

Why did the mouse sleep under the oil can?

So he wouldn’t squeak in the morning.

Exaggerators of America.  Over one trillion members.  (And growing every nanosecond!)

 

A.A.A.A.A.  America’s Agency Against Acronym Abuse

 

Introverts Unite!

 

CPAs: You can count on them