Pen > Sword

If thickness = A, and radius = Z, then volume = PI(Z*Z)A

Quadratic Equations seemed important at the time

Dear Math:  I am not a therapist.  Solve your own problem.

After receiving a notice of overdraft from her bank, the woman called up and said indignantly, “How much money did I have in your bank last month?”

The bank employee said, “Seven hundred dollars.”

“Did I send YOU a letter?”

Man 1 asks, “Did you know that in California a man is run over every half hour?”

Man 2 replies, “Poor fellow.”

I had to break up with Math.  Too many problems.

Sir Cumference – the roundest of King Arthur’s Knights

Another day with no plans to use calculus

What’s your sine?  Must be π/2 because you’re the one.

Man 1 says, “Did you take a bath?”

Man 2 answers, “No, is there one missing?”

‘Tis better to have loved a short person than never to have loved a tall.

I’m not short.  I’m built low to the ground for speed and accuracy.

 

I’m not lazy.  I’m energy efficient.

 

A Grouchy German is a Sour Kraut.

 

If a man says he will fix it, there is no need to remind him every six months.

A Texan was bragging about the fish back home.  Sick of listening to him, an Alaskan blurted out, “I caught a fish last month that was eight inches.”

The Texan said, “That’s kind of puny.”

The Alaskan replied, “We measure them between the eyes.”

Two things I hate:  1. Funny T-shirts   2. Irony

Everything not saved will be lost. 

                – Quit screen

 

I don’t always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production.

 

There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

 

In my day we walked to school uphill both ways and had dial-up internet