How does a farmer count a herd of cows?

With a cow-culator

 

What’s a cow’s favorite moo-sical note?

Beef-flat

 

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

 

Three birders walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. (Get it?)

• Birder 1: What kind of bird is that?
• Birder 2: A gulp.
• Birder 1: A gulp? Never heard of it.
• Birder 2: It’s like a swallow, only it’s bigger