What’s a pirate’s favorite crime?

I don’t know…  Arrrrson?

Of course not; it’s piracy!

 

What’s a pirate’s favorite branch of the military?

The Arrrrrrmy?

No! It’s the Navy; they’re pirates!

 

What’s a pirate’s favorite element?

Arrrrrsenic?

No, gold.  Duh.

 

What’s a pirate’s favorite mode of transport?

A carrrrr?

No. A ship.