PBS (Pearls Before Swine) pun-ishment can be found here.

 

Hi, Goat. It’s me, Pig. I’m at your house. Some guy named Yves is here to destroy your garage.

Oh, yeah. He’s from ‘Destruction, Inc.’ They’re gonna demolish my garage so I can build a new one.

Gee. I thought he was doing something bad, so Rat and I have been standing on top of him to prevent it.

You’ve gotta be kidding me. You and Rat aren’t rally standing on an employee of ‘Destruction, Inc,’ are you?

You don’t believe we’re on the Yves of Destruction?

 

That clinic downtown that did enemas is finally closing down.

How come?

I guess they failed to make some of their tax payments.

So, their enema business was in arrears?

Their payments were behind.

Did the landlord say, “No ifs, ands, or buts”?

 

Save me, Pig! I’m a chicken breast and if the fast food chains get ahold of me, they’ll chop me into little nuggets.

And you don’t like that?

No… I don’t even know what a nugget is.

Then I’ll try to get the fast food chains to stop. Do you want me to keep you informed of my efforts?

Yes. I’d appreciate your keeping me abreast of keeping me a breast.