Two executives are traveling in a hot-air balloon and suddenly realize that they’re lost. They shout down to a guy in the meadow, “Where are we?”
The guy thinks for a bit and then replies, “You’re in a hot-air balloon.”
The balloonist says, “What you told me is technically correct, but it’s no use to anyone.”
The man below says “You must be in management.”
“I am” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”