More Steven Wright

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”

“If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.”

“All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.”

“The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

“OK, so what’s the speed of dark?”

Check 6/6/15 for more.

 

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