A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a salad. After eating, he pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As he gets up to leave, the bartender yells, “Hey what are you doing? You shot my waiter and didn’t pay for the food!”

“I’m a panda. Look it up!”

The bartender finds a dictionary with this entry for pandas: “A tree-climbing mammal found in Asia, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots, and leaves.”