Too Punny 3

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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