During spring training, a horse approached the manager and said he wanted a try out for the team.  Knowing all the holes on his team, the manager figures he has nothing to lose.  He told the horse to grab a bat and take a few swings. No matter what the pitcher threw, the horse smashed it. He hit it out of the park without even trying.

The manager is now more interested.  He told the horse to get a glove and field some ground balls.  The horse was flawless; nothing could get past him.  Really excited now, the manager said, “All right, get on first base.  Let’s see how fast you can run.”

The horse answers, “Run?  If I could run, I’d be in the Kentucky Derby!”