Bad Bet

Smith and Wesson went on a safari.  The first night out, they bet a hundred dollars on who would bag the first lion.  In the morning, they went their separate ways.  Shortly a lion approached the jeep where Smith was sitting.  The lion asked, “Do you know a guy named Wesson?”

“Yes, I do,” says Smith.

The lion says, “He owes you a hundred dollars.”

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