I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid.  He says he can stop anytime.

 I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.  Then it dawned on me.

 I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.  I can’t put it down.

 They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O.

 What does a clock do when it’s hungry?  It goes back four seconds.

 

 

Thanks to Linnea and her friend Rachel for sending these…