Two men had a discussion about smoking…

“How many cigars do you smoke in a day?”

“A dozen.”

“What do they cost?”

“A dollar each.”

That comes to twelve dollars a day, eighty-four dollars a week, over four thousand a year. How long have you been smoking?”

Fifty years.”

“That adds up to a lot of money.”

“It certainly does.”

“See that building across the street?”

“It’s nice.”

“If you didn’t smoke, you probably could own that building.”

“Have you ever smoked?”

“Never.”

“Do you own that building?”

“No.”

“Well, I do!”