These were also found in Milton Berle’s Private Joke File.  See 1/25/14 for “Proverbs”

 

A man with a split personality went to a psychiatrist who was nice enough to give him a group rate

One psychiatrist decorated his office with overwrought iron

When you go to a psychiatrist, why do they call it free association?

A psychiatrist just went broke.  People kept giving him a penny for his thoughts

A psychiatrist had two baskets on top of his desk.  On was marked OUTGOING; the other was marked INHIBITED.

My psychiatrist cured me of a ringing in my ears.  Now I have an unlisted head.