A man saw a pig with a wooden leg hobbling in a farmyard, More than a little curious, the man went over to the farmer, who was whittling away as he sat on the porch. The man asked the farmer to explain the pig’s wooden leg.

The Famer said, “That pig is something special.  Three weeks ago I was out in the field working my big reaper.  The darn thing hit a rock and tumbled over with me under it.  That pig saw what happened, ran back to fetch my wife and son, and saved my life.  A week ago, my wife slipped and fell into the well. That pig dragged me out of the barn and pushed me at the well.  I saved my wife just before she was going down for the third time.  Just the other day, the house caught on fire.  That pig dragged the baby out and saved her.”

“But why does he have one wooden leg?”

“Sir, you don’t eat a pig like that all at once!”