More humor on t-shirts.  See 12/21/13 for other examples.

 Her bootlegging was illegal, but I loved her still.

 Never play cards in the Serengeti.  There are too many cheetahs.

 I regret not developing my photographic memory.

 Ancient orators tended to Babylon

 Dishonest golfers don’t play the fairway.

 That cheese doesn’t belong to you.  It’s nacho cheese.

 Seven days without a pun make one weak.