A man in Wisconsin came out of a bar and stumbled down the street.  He paused behind a car, then straightened and stepped to the driver’s side door.  He fumbled with his keys and dropped them to the ground.  After picking up the keys he finally got the car open and got in.  He sat there a few minutes, started the car, and drove slowly down the street.

Whirr-Whirr-Whirr; a cop car’s lights and siren went on and pulled the man over.  The man was asked to get out of the car, walk a straight line, take a Breathalyzer test, and count backward from 25.  The cop was amazed when he passed all the tests! “How are you not drunk?”

The man says, “Tonight is my turn to be the designated decoy.”