More winners of the “worst analogies ever written in a high school essay” contest.  See the 8/24/13 post and look forward to 9/28/13 for more.

  Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. (Chuck Smith, Wooabridge)

 Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center. (RusseIl Beland, Springfield)

 Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.comaaakk/ch@ung but gets T:flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake (Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hllls)

 He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. (Jack Bross, Chevy Chase)

 The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. (Gary F. Hevel, Silver Spring)

 Her date was pleasant enough but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like “Second Tall Man.” (Russell Beland, Springfield)