What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?

                                                                                                Tangent

 

What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?

                                                                                                Polygon

 

What do you call a crushed angle?

                                                                                                A Rectangle

 

What did the Italian say when the witch doctor removed the curse?

                                                                                                Hexagon

 

What did the little acorn say when he grew up?

                                                                                                Geometry