A German man takes his wiener dog on safari in Africa.  One day the dog wanders off from the tent and gets lost, and then finds a large pile of elephant bones.  He is far from camp when he sees a cheetah racing toward him.  When the cat is within hearing distance, the dog turns his back to the cheetah and says loudly, “Yummm.  That elephant was sure good, even if it was hard to bring down.”

The cheetah slinks away, not sure what to make of this great hunter.

A monkey up in the tree witnessed the dog’s deception.  He chases after the cheetah and tells it the whole story.  So the cheetah is mad and comes racing to get revenge.

The wiener dog sees the cheetah coming with the monkey on his back and again waits until the cat is within hearing distance to say loudly, “Now where is that monkey? I told him a long time ago to go and bring me a cheetah!”