When he tried playing third base – “Third ain’t so bad if nothin’ is hit to you.”

When handed a check made out to “Pay to Bearer” – “This ain’t the way to spell my name.”

During an All-Star pregame meeting designed to analyze strengths of National League batters – “You guys are trying to stop Musial in fifteen minutes when the National League ain’t stopped him in fifteen years.”

“You can’t win all the time.  There are guys out there who are better than you.”

“You’ve got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.”