“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”

On a White House dinner he attended – “It was hard to have a conversation with anyone, there were so many people talking.”

“You can observe a lot by watching.”

Explaining how he had kept his youthful appearance – “Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.”

“So I’m ugly.  So what?  I never saw anyone hit with his face.”