Did you hear that Mary Poppins moved to San Francisco and opened a fortune-telling shop?  She gives readings after smelling people’s breath.  The sign over the door says,

“Super California Mystic – Expert Halitosis”

And, Mary employed a dwarf as an assistant fortune teller.  The dwarf robbed a bank and has not been captured.  The headline in the San Francisco paper read,

“Small Medium at Large”