Once upon a time, an engaged couple went out to a Karaoke club.  Some guy gets up and sings the greatest cover of “Stairway to Heaven” they had ever heard. 

So after he was done they asked him if he ever sang weddings.  Turns out he’d just recorded an album of his own love songs, and he was a justice of the peace, so he could marry them.  Unfortunately, his songs were so bad, he ruined the couple’s reception. 

The moral of the story:  Don’t book a judge by his cover. 

 

Found in the comics section – “Get Fuzzy”