Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

 

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

 

Why did the chicken really cross the road?

To show the possum it could be done.

 

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

 

Why did the Punk Rocker cross the road?

He had stapled himself to the chicken.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.