You can say “EW” if you need to

 

1. Knock-Knock

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo Who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a joke

 

2. Knock-Knock

Who’s there?

Interrupting Cow.

Inter…  MOO!  rupting cow… MOO! who?

 

3. The action begins:

Little Bunny Foo Foo

Hoppin’ through the forest

Scoopin’ up the field mice

and boppin’ ‘em on the head

 The good fairy comes down and says,

“Little Bunny Foo Foo

I don’t want to see you

Scoopin’ up the field mice

and boppin’ ‘em on the head”

 “If you do it again, I will turn you into a goon.”

 Unable to stop himself:

Little Bunny Foo Foo

Hoppin’ through the forest

Scoopin’ up the field mice

and boppin’ ‘em on the head

 

The good fairy comes down and turns Little Bunny Foo Foo into a goon.

 

The moral of the story:

Hare today, goon tomorrow